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Dalton's House of Horror: *laughs*

kurtslovechild:

A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.

• Seriously
• Abstinence is key.

2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.

• I don’t care how good he says his weed is
• he…

Mental Note To Self: Horror Rules Of Survival.

(Source: justnithya)

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   I admit that I laughed the most at number seven.

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