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(Source: qwertee)

Dalton's House of Horror: *laughs*

kurtslovechild:

A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.

  • Seriously
  • Abstinence is key.

2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.

  • I don’t care how good he says his weed is
  • he…

Mental Note To Self: Horror Rules Of Survival.

(Source: justnithya)

2 months ago - 59424

cpcoulter:

heyfunniest:

Bored? Click here and you’ll be entertained.

I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT PEOPLE AT THE THEATRE I WAS IN DID THIS.

GOTTA GET MY GANG TO DO THIS TOMORROW, YEAH~!

(Source: believeintaylor)

Whoever drew this is BRILLIANT.

Whoever drew this is BRILLIANT.

(via hispinksunglasses)

cpcoulter:

whenigrowupiwannabeadonut:

The war is coming. It’s time to choose a side. 

I think my heart just actually STOPPED—

GORGEOUS~!

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

cpcoulter:

aishaneko:

veryadorabull:

ibroughtyouorangesherbert:

gnostalgic-drunk:

katsywut:

red-blooded-asshole:

invadervam2:

thatfoulmouthedsniper:

cuddlyxmedics:

flareblade2000:

the1truesushiboy:

Pokemon Theme Song ‘Gotta Catch Em All’ - For Orchestra by Walt Ribeiro

OH MY GOD

WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD THIS??

Wonder if I can ask my job to play this once a day.

MY CHILD HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

This is all kinds of beautiful.

IPOD.NOW.

My face right now.

this needs to be on my trntbl right now.

2 months ago - 40293
a-bagel:

Britain is safe by ~ViaEstelar

Mycroft Holmes, protector of GB.

a-bagel:

Britain is safe by ~ViaEstelar

Mycroft Holmes, protector of GB.

(via hispinksunglasses)

louylewis:

This is how i ALWAYS dress. Just in case

louylewis:

This is how i ALWAYS dress. Just in case

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